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by sullafelix When he realized he was not a real tank, he felt deflated and immediately his morale sagged. :soblue:
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by isaacc Yeah, I got it the first 30 times you cracked the joke--I'm using my left hand--I got it..
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by rwiersma usrlocal wrote:My 1:1 scale miniatures game turned out to be better in theory than in actual practice.
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by mantooth012 usrlocal wrote:World War II not only gave rise to the computer, but also...the Bounce House! War time soldiers were often seen carrying them to the frontlines so that the troops could...
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by LeZerp Well, all tanks need infantry support - some more than others!Alternatively:Private Wong, remember to place it right side up this time!
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by Ryutin rwiersma wrote:usrlocal wrote:My 1:1 scale miniatures game turned out to be better in theory than in actual practice.All right guys, now flip it to its reduced side.
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by delp1871 usrlocal wrote:Sgt. Gradenko's birthday party had the coolest beer bong ever.
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by SidewalkChalk usrlocal wrote:How come Bob always gets to carry the barrel?
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by delp1871 usrlocal wrote:The squad thought it was pretty funny to super-glue Ivan's cheek to the inflatable tank. Pretty funny, that is, until he had to report for guard duty.
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by GreatDebate usrlocal wrote:I warned you that being a pallbearer at Patton's funeral would suck...
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by Wilhammer Heavy Armour PufNStuffWho's your friend when things get roughHeavy Armour PufNStuffCan't do a little, 'cause you can't do enoughOnce upon in wartime Just across the big old pondThe boys...
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by Hadik GreatDebate wrote:usrlocal wrote:Even though the inflatable decoy tank failed in its wartime role, the Army was able to rent them as promotional inflatables to car dealerships with great...
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by enlightenedknave usrlocal wrote:Mk ZZZ tank by Tempur-Pedic,"Battle your enemies and get a good nights rest."
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by GROGnads usrlocal wrote::what: What 'Army Clown' can't "twist & form" 'balloons' into innocuous animals? :shake:
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by wandererdog usrlocal wrote:Jim suspected a infantry unit was under the dummy vehicle counter when it did not use the dirt road movement bonus.
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by Mike Sisson usrlocal wrote:The Mark .5 OGRE left something to be desired.
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by Atraxrobustus "BRING UP THE VIAGRA TRUCK!!!"...Edit:apologies are in order..just realised someone used the viagra thing before me..
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by TankBoy usrlocal wrote:"You mean after spending all night blowing this thing up, we have to carry it too?"
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by GROGnads :whistle: ~"Does your 'barrel' hang low, does it *wobble* too & fro, can you tie it in a 'knot' and even tie it in a #bow#, can you 'toss it' over your shoulder "Like" a Continental...
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by spizio You couldn't stop for gas when I suggested it Sarge?
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by spizio A similar model was seen on Lexington Green with the Minutemen. They quickly retreated after the British gave the order to fix bayonets. Need I say the dress rehearsal for the battle...
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by southern_cross_116 usrlocal wrote:This baby is going to float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee...(although I really wanted to go for: Not only did George Patton come up with a cavalry sword...
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by GROGnads ;) The Band~"TANKS4NUTHIN!"~exchanged to thus when a member overheard someone exclaim: :wow: ~"that 'Nude Yardbirdz' group shall 'go over' "Like" a lead balloon TANK!"
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by Bending Unit 22 usrlocal wrote:All the other troops felt dumb after betting against their being able to lift a tank by themselves.
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by fehrmeister "What are you looking at? Haven't you heard of tank portaging before? Oh, and could you direct us to the fastest route back to the river?"
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by moxyoron Russia tries it`s hand at building a tacky Dr.Who set
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by Albatros28215 No! I don't have a match!
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by GROGnads :soblue:"I ONCE attended a 'Piňata' beating whereupon whence it 'burst' with opening and instead of 'candy', then "WAR!" 'broke out'!":sauron::wow: ~"Hey! it's "WAR"!"
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by spizio Now those stories of Polish lancers taking on tanks don't seem so foolish.
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by Triad1 Do or do not. There is no try. (quoting YODA)
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by Triad1 Cold War surrealism porn?
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by Triad1 A "light armoured" tank if I ever saw one! True to its word.
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by Triad1 Guess what boys? No more expensive gas costs. This tank runs on helium!!
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by Triad1 Gee Ma! We got three rings around the bottle at the state fair and look what we won!! Where can we keep it?
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by Triad1 While at the market, they had asked the vendor "Can we get that in a bag?"
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by Triad1 Ahhh. The old Trojan tank trick. I've seen it a hundred times. It should work this time!
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by BradyLS "...Clankity Clank! We're a tank! Clankity Clank! We're a tank!..."
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by rubberchicken BradyLS wrote:Saddam Hussein was always an ameritrash fan. In the 1990s, he was inspired by Milton Bradley to build hovertanks in order to invade America. Even though they worked in...
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by Garfink Post ejaculation photo.
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by Ryutin Corporal Barns and his men are trying to impress the ladys at the swimming lake with their inflatable thank.
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by Triad1 The guy in front is in for one HELL of a "money shot" if anything exciting happens.
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by aiabx Men convicted of trying to buy inflatable sex dolls are offered the choice of prison or service in the inflatable army.
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by Felimid Tank: "Now stop me if you've heard this one ..."Men: "Your humor is limping worse than ever."Tank: "Hey, that's just my barrel. You know how difficult it is to find a female inflatable...
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by Meowzebub "I am going to tell the people back home I blew up tanks during the war and they will be none the wiser....and we will never speak of this day again."
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by Felimid Men in back: "But, sir - where are the monkeys?"
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by MisterG usrlocal wrote:The Velikovsky stealth radio worked quite well, but still needed a few portability adjustments.
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by fambans Now this is what I call a light tank!
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by johnnyi usrlocal wrote:If this is what Henry Faber had come across, The Eye of the Needle would have been a lot shorter movie.
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by Felimid The newest Italian tanks had so little armor that they practically all but ... floated ... on ... air. Grab that tank! Don't let go!
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by usrlocal Thanks for your great contributions everyone! This particular Caption Contest is now CLOSED. The new one will be up shortly. :)
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